Splitsville for Jessica & Nick; nirvana for me

For months I have had little sleep. The Reading Parking Authority, in fact, requested the use of the large bags under my eyes for additional lots.Why haven’t I been able to enjoy the sweet bliss of slumber?Angst over Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.For agonizing months, I’ve been tormented by their marital problems.Months and months of ugly rumors, knee-jerk denials and magazine stands polluted with cover stories about the star-crossed couple have given me psychic whiplash.Thank God, the long national nightmare is over.Jessica and Nick have officially called it quits.May they go their separate ways in peace.As for me, I’m going back to bed.Sleep deprivation is a real kick in the teeth, you know.