Berks voters likely to descend upon the polls with all the restraint of seven-year locusts

If you’re voting Tuesday — and if you’re not, look into the mirror and ask the face staring back at you why the hell not? — get there early.With Pennsylvania having a presidential primary that isn’t a mere mulligan for a change, and with Democrats Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton actually finding their way to Berks County even though many of the highways surrounding us are screaming for angioplasty, election fever is raging hot enough to burst thermometers.Consequently, the lines at the polls should stretch all the way from Birdsboro to Bethel. So you might want to pack a sandwich and a change of underwear.