So when's the last time you bought a hot blonde AND a cool home at a yard sale?

I know this story broke prior to the weekend, but sometimes a story is too delicious to ignore.
You know, one of those yarns that leaves you dumbstruck and with eyes shiny and vacant, like two rain-streaked windows in an abandoned building.
Smirk as you read this, if you must, but there is a 42-year single mom as hot as the Florida sun offering her four-bedroom Palm Beach Gardens home that sports vaulted ceilings, upgraded tile and a soaking tub in a gated community with a pool and tennis courts and her heart for $840,000 on the Internet.
By the way, Deven Trabosh loves to prance around her home in patent leather heels and is willing to marry the winning bidder if he proves to be a prince.
“I’m struggling…I don’t want to lose my house and I want to find somebody,” said Trabosh. “So I came up with this dream plan because I’ve always dreamt about being a fairytale princess.”
Desperation is always a tyranny, I guess.
So if you’re a single, homeless dude with some spare cash (an oxymoron?), you might find Trabosh’s offer so inviting that you could be like a woodworm that finds a spot behind a knot in the family room timber and stays there forever.