The Eagles need a lightning Bolt at wideout

What’s with all the sports hernias on the Eagles? Are they doing too much heavy lifting? Are they hoisting Andy Reid away from the dinner table?
Wideout Kevin Curtis is the latest Bird with the affliction and his surgery likely will put him on the proverbial shelf until October or so.
I think the Eagles need another wideout. Rookie DeSean Jackson is a flyer, but why not have two receivers who can run holes through the wind?
If I’m Reid, I’m all over Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt, the Olympic champ and world record holder in the 100 and 200 meters.
Such a signing would simplify Reid’s playbook, which is thicker than his gut.
The Eagles would need just one play: Go long!
Granted, Donovan McNabb might blow out his shoulder throwing all those deep balls.
Meanwhile, kick back, listen to some Bob Marley and pretend you’re enjoying some reefer gladness.