Another sign that the Apocalypse is upon us

Gag me with a spoon, stick a fork in me, twirl me on a spit and nail my ass to the Pagoda in the midst of another rainstorm.
There are reports Jon Gosselin has agreed to star in a cheesy new reality show in which he’ll date Octomom Nadya Suleman, who called Jon “hot” recently.
If there is a God, how could He allow reality television to so soil our souls?