The education of Christine O'Donnell

Christine O’Donnell, who is running for the Senate in Delaware as a Tea Party brunette bombshell and East Coast reincarnation of Sarah Palin, may have trouble keeping track of her school reunions.
Because apparently O’Donnell has no clue where she went to school. Details, details. Of course, such trivial matters aren’t important when you are trying to save the country from destruction.
O’Donnell claimed she attended Claremont Graduate University, which is news to the school. Perhaps she enrolled under a pseudonym. Or never raised her hand in class.
Even her undergraduate education had been under a cloud. She attended graduation day in 1993 at Fairleigh Dickinson University but after being dogged by questions about her diploma, she only recently earned her bachelor’s in English literature. Better late than never.
Evidently O’Donnell excels at writing fiction.
Should come in handy when she applies for a Rhodes Scholarship.
After all, they love tea at Oxford.