Breaking news! Fox News guru believes Obama is a nutso socialist and the biggest failure since the Edsel

Roger Ailes, the sorcerer who runs Fox News and has a face lit up like a happy pumpkin, thinks President Obama is a far-left socialist.
Imagine my shock at hearing this. Who knew?
“The president has not been very successful,” Ailes said. “He just got kicked from Mumbai to South Korea, and he came home and attacked Republicans for it. He had to be told by the French and the Germans that his socialism was too far left for them to deal with.”
Then to punctuate his belief that Obama just has to be a Muslim disciple of Lenin and Trotsky, Ailes said that Obama “just has a different belief system than most Americans.”