When it comes to granting your wishes, I'm all ears!

Some of you thought I was harsher than Genghis Khan with a hangover when I poked fun at Chris Christie’s girth yesterday after I discovered he’s a tad plumper than a supermodel.

And some of you requested equal time for Barack Obama’s ears.

So, my friends, here’s an earful just for you: The president’s ear are big enough to dance a Bulgarian polka on. In fact, almost Reaganesque.