Pardon me if I fail to toast William and Kate with a Crown Royal

It’s amazing that everybody in the world now is blue instead of black, white, yellow or red.
The global population looks as if it all joined the Blue Man Group.
Yes, we all have turned blue in anticipation of Prince William and Kate Middleton tying the royal knot on April 29th.
As far as the networks are concerned, anyway.
I, for one, beg to differ. The royal bore deserves a royal snore.