If only Mitt Romney had given a gift package of long ties to Anthony Weiner, the latter may not be in such a big pickle

Today is a day for questions …
Why don’t more people on the mean streets of Reading ponder the endemic nothingness of the universe?
Why do guppies eat their young instead of Brussels sprouts?

How can Anthony Weiner simply not know his own junk and gray underwear? And why does this happen to a guy name Weiner?
Why has Mitt Romney become allergic to ties? A zebra doesn’t change its stripes. A leopard doesn’t change its spots. A CEO doesn’t stop wearing ties, even in the shower.

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