I used to think that there was nothing more fascinating than a man whose life is circling the drain mistaking it for a Hersheypark amusement ride
The rollercoaster that Anthony Weiner is riding would give the bends to a shark.
And now the whole sordid mess is making all of us yelp like bacon grease splattering on a hot stove.
It’s reported that Weiner’s unfortunate wife — Huma Abedin, a top aide Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (who knows a thing or two about wayward husbands herself) — is pregnant with their first child.
Poor kid, having a human turd for an old man.