Watch out for a plague of locusts to descend upon the land: Only 52 percent of Americans approve of God's job performance

First of all, a quick note to the Almighty: God, please don’t smite the messenger.

That being said, I simply want to report that in a recent poll only 52 percent of Americans approve of God’s job performance.

So much for being perfect and almighty, I guess.

It should be noted that just 9 percent disapprove of God’s job performance.

I don’t think the remaining 39 percent are undecided or sitting on a celestial fence. I just think they’re afraid lightning will strike if they disapprove.

A hasty P.S. to God: Count me in that 52 percent who think Thou art simply divine!