First of all, a quick note to the Almighty: God, please don’t smite the messenger.
That being said, I simply want to report that in a recent poll only 52 percent of Americans approve of God’s job performance.
So much for being perfect and almighty, I guess.
It should be noted that just 9 percent disapprove of God’s job performance.
I don’t think the remaining 39 percent are undecided or sitting on a celestial fence. I just think they’re afraid lightning will strike if they disapprove.
A hasty P.S. to God: Count me in that 52 percent who think Thou art simply divine!