When Joe Biden speaks, even the deaf cringe

Just how did Joe Biden become vice president of all the land, considering he was born without a normal filter of appropriateness?

This guy’s tongue is such a mess he should wear a lobster bib. He’s a threat to slobber every time he opens his mouth. You don’t want to sit next to him at the next White House dinner. You never know what’s going to spew from his lips. He’s more of a social assassin than Larry David.

Biden stupidly said the Tea Party “acted like terrorists” during the debt-limit debate.

He also appalling cracked that Gabrielle Giffords is “now a member of the cracked head club like me.”

You gotta be kidding me, Who says stuff like that?

C’mon, man. Get a clue or zip your lips!