The Tea Party is for Jesus, who inexplicably turned water into wine and not tea

The question was posed today whether the Tea Party is the Christian right in disguise.
What an inane question. That’s like asking if Santa Claus is fat. Of course it is. That’s like asking if the economy under Obama makes even jackals puke. The answer is as obvious as the forehead on my face.
You don’t need to be a private eye to detect the clues.
Today Rick Perry was heckled about his views on evolution at a campaign stop in New Hampshire, and replied that evolution is “a theory that’s out there, and it’s got some gaps in it.”
Let’s hear it for creationism. I do believe by now that the earth must be all of 20 years old, soon old enough to legally drink.
Last night Zeke darling Christine O’Donnell stormed off Piers Morgan’s CNN show because he asked her about her views on sexual abstinence and gay marriage, not to mention that she hates British accents and misses Larry King’s suspenders.

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