Bravo! Bill Clinton poses with porn stars for a good cause

Fundraising can be a tough racket. Rejection can stalk you like a timber wolf as you hunt quarry with deep pockets who suddenly grow short arms.

But good causes make all the hard work pay off and reap intrinsic rewards.

I’ve done my share of fundraising over the years for several local non-profit organizations and I’ve experienced the blood, sweat and tears that puddle on that rugged road to riches.

Granted, I’ve never experienced the feel-good moment tethered with fundraising that Bill Clinton felt Wednesday night at a Nights in Monaco fundraising gala at a casino in Monte Carlo.

I guess I made two fundamental mistakes by (a) not being a former president of the United States and (b) fundraising in Berks County instead of Monaco.

The only time I was ever in Monte Carlo I squandered a ton of money playing high-stokes poker with James Bond. But I did cut a dashing figure in my tux.

During the event Clinton posed for an impromptu photo with two porn stars.

Jack Kennedy would have been so proud.

A leopard can’t change his spots. A zebra can’t change his stripes. Barack Obama can’t change being a foreign-born Muslim socialist. Bill can’t change being Bill. Blame it on DNA.

The porn stars with whom Clinton posed were Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee, two ladies who apparently excel at their craft. I wouldn’t know because I only watch G-rated movies.

The photo above was tweeted by the woman on the far left, who evidently is not a porn star.

So far, no word on the matter from either Hillary or Monica Lewinsky. Both, of course, are welcome to respond to this blog.

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