The GOP convention is all about repackaging Romney and praying that such a miracle actually breaks a sweat.
The Republican convention already has lost a day to Isaac, who must be a Democrat.
And that is a shame because this convention has its work cut out for it: Make Mitt Romney more likeable and approachable than a porcupine.
That, my fellow political scientists, is this election in a nutshell you won’t find at The Peanut Bar.
Voters are ready to jump The Bad Ship Obamapop. But they have to feel a tad better about Romney caring about them to make the leap.