Comforting news: North Korea evidently does pack a nuclear punch it can deliver

I have a whiff of suspicion that North Korea isn’t moving into an epoch of prosperity and light any day now.

Kim Jong-un is a whack job who is saber rattling instead of playing with blocks or Dennis Rodman, trying to imprison us in fear of a nuclear strike on the U.S.

Perhaps it’s time to defuse the punk kid and his posse of generals with some drones.

A classified report by the Defense Intelligence Agency says North Korea likely has nuclear weapons that can be delivered by ballistic missile weapons.

The boy leader, shiver our synapses, apparently does pose a legitimate and imminent nuclear threat.

In light of that, I definitely overpaid for my new carpet. Furthermore, perhaps I should reconsider fertilizing my lawn.

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2 thoughts on “Comforting news: North Korea evidently does pack a nuclear punch it can deliver

  1. Murray says:

    I think North Korea patterned their society after the planet Htrea, the Bizzaro World from Superman comics. You may recall that the motto their was:

    “Us do opposite of all Earthly things! Us hate beauty! Us love ugliness! Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World!”

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