Marathon man Ted Cruz isn’t pissing in the wind

I really don’t care to know the specifics, but what the hell kind of kidneys does Ted Cruz have?

Especially for a dude who is so full of piss and vinegar.

Was he wearing Depends or just letting it stream down his pants during his 21-hour tirade against Obamacare on the Senate floor?

The Senate is set to take up a House bill supported by Cruz that would continue to fund the government but defund Obamacare.

Since the Senate almost certainly will strip the Obamacare-defunding part out and send it back to the House, was Cruz’s how-long-can-he-go-without-pissing speech merely a colossal waste of time?

Absolutely not. His showmanship ploy wasn’t total nonsense.

He hates on Obamacare simply because it raises his profile somewhere between here and the moon as well as triggering a tsunami of cash into the Senate Conservatives Fund, a super PAC.

With that sort of dough, he can afford kidney transplants before he runs for president.

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One thought on “Marathon man Ted Cruz isn’t pissing in the wind

  1. Murray says:

    Quote from Zeke, “He hates on Obamacare simply because it raises his profile….”

    Amazing how you can know his reasons for hating Obamacare, Zeke. Since you’re so good at discerning the though processes of others, maybe I can record some conversations with my wife and you can listen to them and explain hers for me.

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