Carbon dioxide levels in Earth’s atmosphere have reached the highest level in history, exceeding 400 parts per million in April.
No wonder Miley Cyrus is always sick.
Some scientists say increasing carbon dioxide levels could someday make the world hotter than hell … bad news for our children and grandchildren unless they open up lemonade stands.
Believe it or not, cow farts are a prime driver in higher carbon dioxide levels.
I kid you not.
So what’s to be done?
Instead of feeding livestock a predominantly corn and soy based diet, cattle people should mix in alfalfa, linseed and grass to reduce the amount of methane cows produce.
Granted, human beings could help out by cutting back their visits to Mexican restaurants.