You don’t tug on Superman’s cape; you don’t spit into the wind; you don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger; you don’t try to fool the IRS; you don’t argue with a Glock pointed in your face; you don’t accept bribes; you don’t fantasize about Ellen DeGeneres; you don’t seek shelter under Kim Kardashian’s ass; and you don’t mess around with God.
Veteran Houston running back Arian Foster confesses that he’s an atheist in the latest edition of ESPN The Magazine and then suffers a groin injury on a pass play Monday night during the Texans’ first fully padded training camp practice.
Now he’s scheduled to undergo groin surgery in Philadelphia Friday.
It’s too late for Foster to fall to his knees and repent if he pleases. He might re-injure his groin.
Perhaps divine intervention had nothing to do with Foster’s groin injury.
Then again, once upon a time God did create the Great Flood to wipe out the entire human race outside of Moses and his family plus two of every kind of animal species (I can only imagine what Noah’s ark smelled like).