If you’re suddenly walking on the ceiling instead of the floor, it’s because Temple turned the world upside down by crushing Penn State

Republicans are stuffing dollar bills in Hillary Clinton’s pant suit, Donald Trump shaved his comb-over, the Pope is announcing his conversion to Judaism during his trip to Philly, and Lucifer’s budget just went to hell after he spent a fortune buying ice skates because hell has frozen over.

Why the inverse universe?

Temple has beaten Penn State in football for the first time since 1941.

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