Back to school for Chip Kelly?

Apparently Chip Kelly’s hallowed Sports Science with all those special smoothies strictly was snake oil.

The Eagles are more beat up than Hillary Clinton. Seven Eagles starters went down Sunday at FedEx Field. Only two got back up. Ouch.

By the way, the Birds’ Super Bowl Express is limping along on a walker. Saddled with a 1-3 record, nobody is talking playoffs.

The Eagles were no-shows in the first half, stormed back by actually and astonishingly throwing downfield for the first time in seemingly half a century, and then allowed Washington to march 90 yards in 15 plays for a 23-20 victory.

Poland showed more resistance against the Nazi blitzkrieg

The Birds’ defenders sagged so badly at the end they may need Botox injections.

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