They’re selling postcards of Uncle Sam weeping.
Citizens are toting their passports to other lands.
The beauty parlor is filled with the ghosts of our founding fathers.
The circus is in town.
Here comes Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders.
Alas, they put the frozen hams that masquerade as New Hampshire voters in a trance.
Someone says, “We in the wrong place my friend.”
Now Cinderella is sweeping up after the carnival on Desolation Row.