Donald Trump, who, as we all know, is Adam’s apple deep in discreet wisdom, never misses an opportunity to be a scholar for the ages and sages.
According to Ben Carson, who somehow was put in charge of assembling a short list of possible Trump running mates, the list includes Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Marco Rubio and — gulp — Sarah Palin.
Are you kidding me?
Was the search committee looking on Mars for candidates?
Of course, outside of Christie, none of the others want the job and would rather sleep with a poisonous rattlesnake.
Personally, I think Trump should choose the ghost of Barry Goldwater as his running mate to court the far right.
And there’s no danger of Goldwater’s ghost putting his foot in his mouth on the campaign trail.
Hey, this is Donald Trump’s reality and we’re living in it.