OK, the British finally have paid us back for kicking their red-coated butts in 1776.
Brexit is screwing our 401k retirement accounts.
Global markets sold off for a second straight day on Monday and major U.S. stock indexes for two straight business days dropped like a grand piano from a 93rd floor high-rise window.
Now every American retiree who can still breathe while sucking in his gut suddenly is looking for work as an underwear model.
I did extra cardio and ab work today in case Jockey solicits my services.
What’s your strategy?