Tom Brady, eat your heart out

Carson Wentz had a good Sunday, playing Dodgeball behind his OL while making big throws downfield to lead the Eagles to a 30-17 victory over the Redskins in the season opener.

Cara Mudd also had a good Sunday, winning the Miss America 2018 title.

Who would have thought two North Dakota folks could ascend to such heights? I thought folks there just went hunting and rassled with bears and resembled frozen hams during the winter.

Wentz and Mudd both went to the same high school and she dropped his name in her acceptance speech.

Yep, the epicenter of the universe now is North Dakota.

Pinch me.