Some folks have the most redeemable, adorable qualities. They restore your faith in the human condition.
Then there are people like Cavan McDaniel, who likely won’t be named Humanitarian of the Year.
Cops in Florida say McDaniel assaulted a convenience store attendant with a barrage of hot dogs.
God, I hope she’s not a vegan.
According to a police statement on the arrest, witnesses told deputies that McDaniel was upset because the attendant would not sell him beer.
The victim then told deputies that McDaniel threw hot dogs at her and poked her in the face with a corn dog stick, leaving a red mark under an eye.
Another black eye for mankind.